The Glass Bead Game: Our Distinguished Sponsors*

Aunt Lefty's Farming Equipment and Prosthesis Supply Center, in the heart of beautiful downtown Hinsdale, NH.  Aunt Lefty's: one-stop shopping for all your agricultural needs and the little accidents that sometimes result from them.

The Bellows Falls Academy of Barstool Political Rhetoric, on Main Street in downtown Bellows Falls.  Because thinking is NOT the American way.

Big Bob's Bazaar of Compensatory Trucks, on the Hopeless Road in Rockingham. Hey, Guys! Unresolved Oepidal conflicts got you down? Has a lack of professional options left you feeling useless and impotent? At Big Bob's we've got the trucks that say "Look out world, I'm a big, big man". Our crack service department will modify your exhaust system in ways your friends and neighbors can't ignore. Impress that special someone by driving down Main Street in your own decibel-enhanced, gas-guzzling, ego-boosting dream. And if you buy now, Big Bob's will throw in a beautiful "Support the troops" bumper sticker for free. Big Bob's Bazaar of Compensatory Trucks: "Where little boys go to become big men".

Biff and Muffy’s Hungarian Restaurant, on Main Street in Putney.  Serving Connecticut-style Hungarian Food, without all those dreadful spices.

Cinder's Emporium of Pretentious, Extravagantly Overpriced Yet Politically Correct Coffees, on Main Street in Putney. We let your spoiled inner child run free.

Crispy's Tanning Salon, on the South Road in downtown Northeast Westminster West, newly re-opened by the Board of Health after that little problem with our timers last month.  Replace that dull Northern pallor with the glow that only unnatural bronzing can provide.  Your friends will say "Oh My God" when they see you at the next contradance.  Crispy's Tanning Salon, in the toolshed next to Dick's Slaughterhouse.  It’s a slice of the French Riviera, right here in the heart of Windham County.

Old Uncle Elmo's home-brewed Chardonnay and Bovine Muscle Relaxant.  Available at fine feed stores everywhere.

Fifi’s Manhattan-Style Meats, specializing in organic, nitrate-free Head Cheese and Blood Sausage.  Fifi’s – eat meat while keeping your moral vanity intact.

Jacques Francois’ Museum of Environmentally-Neutral Ball Bearings, open from 9am to 5pm, Mondays through Saturdays in beautiful downtown Bellows Falls, Vermont.  Come early and beat the crowds.

Gall-Mart, gutting your local economy and sending the profits back to Gooberville since 1977. You're welcome!!

Jimmy Lumbago's All-Convict Marching Band, now accepting bookings for Weddings, Ladies' Teas, Gallery Openings and other social functions.

Mabel's Burlap Boutique, on Main Street in Downtown Bellows Falls, Vermont, where elite Windham County Women satisfy their sartorial needs. Now celebrating their 50th anniversary with their annual lingerie sale. Aunt Mabel's Burlap Boutique: because nothing says "high fashion" quite like burlap.

Grandmaster Lefty’s Vermont Academy of Rap and Hip-Hop, where cheerful students learn metaphorical urban violence in a bucolic country setting.  Grandmaster Lefty’s – on the Def Road in East Westminster, Vermont.  Come on up and get down with your home slices (and slicettes).

Miracle Auto Sales, on the Rocky Road in Saxtons River, where we say “If it runs, it’s a Miracle”.

Mussolini’s Pizzeria and Attack Dog Supply Center, in the heart of the garment district in friendly Upper Crust Walpole, NH. “We put a touch of fascism in every bite”.

The Putney Academy of Inclusive Exotic Dancing, on Main Street in progressive downtown Putney, Vermont, where we celebrate the human body in all its forms, from the plump to the scrawny to the vaguely unkempt. Don’t forget: every Thursday is Cellulite Night at P.A.I.E.D, where any customer admitted after 9pm who's able to keep down our deluxe fried tofu buffet dinner wins a $10 gift certificate, redeemable at any one of the fifty Gandhi's Wholesale Meat Outlets in Windham and Cheshire Counties. The Putney Institute of Inclusive Exotic Dancing, on Main Street in Putney, Vermont, a division of the Vermont Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.  Because it really does take all kinds.

Putney Animal Psychiatry Associates, proudly welcoming to their practice Dr. Zelda Hohlkopf, with more than three months of experience treating historically disenfranchised species such as Rats and Snakes for issues related to low self-esteem.  Give PAPA a call at 1-999-DUBIOUS.  Putney Animal Psychiatry Associates. Because a self-actualized animal is much less likely to attack you.

The Putney Institute of Narcissism, now accepting applicants for our course in self-marriage.  Want to tie the knot, but can’t think of anyone you like more than you like yourself?  At PIN, we give you the tools to conduct your own, totally unique marriage ceremony.  Worried about your wedding night? Our trained professionals will advise you on how to handle things in a completely fulfilling way (batteries not included).  The Putney Institute of Narcissism: keeping you focused on that one person who truly matters since at least the late 1960’s.

Rene's Palace of Effete Whole Grains, on Main Street in Saxton's River, Vermont, making earthiness stylish since 2005.

Swami Bob's Animal-Friendly Taxidermy, on the Vain Road in Putney. Because taxidermy doesn't have to be painful.

Walpole Veterinary Plastic Surgery Associates, on Main Street in Walpole. Because you don't want Muffy going outside looking like THAT, do you?

*The Staff, Management and Employees of Radically Moderate Productions and WOOL-FM shall not be held responsible for injury, property damage, psychological hospitalization, moral confusion, food-poisoning or any other ill-effects that may result from patronizing these establishments.